How can I go on a date when my brother cum all over my underwear 🤬

I'm covered in sperm, brother - don't forget, you swore you'd keep it all quiet

"Sister, when are you going to pay me back?" — "No money, let me suck it!"

You can't go to a guy's house because his parents are there — but I can also blow him in the elevator

He took me for a ride in the mountains, but in fact he took me for a ride on his dick

She was in pain and begging to be fucked — I dropped everything to twist her on his dick

He showed her his dick and she said fuck it. I liked it at first sight

Yeah, I gave the delivery guy a blowjob. 🫦 The guy didn't give money for the delivery

Oh, fuck me! A little blackmail and my sister has my dick in her hand

Don't choke on your dick, I'll choke you with it. I love a rough blowjob

Uber cab driver took pity on a customer and fucked her instead of paying

You bring a bitch to orgasm, and she screams: "More!" — She's insatiable

My wife pays for my husband's debts — that's how my neighbor became my sex slave

No, honey, dressed like a whore, get a dick, work can wait

No money, but you can be in me instead of fingers, okay?

She shows her breasts, you gotta doggystyle the fuck out of her. I get that kind of innuendo

You've already finger-fucked your ass, now fuck it like you always do, you'll cum in your mouth

Came on cock, now finger fuck and squirt guaranteed 👌🏻

Is it okay if the neighbors are watching? He's cheating in front of everyone

Oh, that's a lot of semen in your dick. Get on your knees

"Fuck that ass" — miniature bitch set to cum from anal

Oh, are we still doing sports? That feels good, I just came

Girlfriends wanted to play with a real dick and called Uncle Ben

Didn't let the girl go for a walk, because there are more important things to do at home